idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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