How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Still dying that you shit outside
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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