My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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