Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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