i permit you to call me
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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