i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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