You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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