uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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