She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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