would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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