Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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