I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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