life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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