(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Randomize
