Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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