If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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