I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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