It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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