Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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