This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
