Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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