I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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