The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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