New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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