I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Randomize
