Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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