ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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