ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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