dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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