I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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