What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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