The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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