PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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