Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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