Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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