I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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