On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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