Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
