I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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