"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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