Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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