I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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