Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Holy sore nipples Batman
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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