Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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