I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
