i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I don't think brook has ever known best
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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