I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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