that's an acceptable place to lick
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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