So drunk, too bad you don't want this
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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