My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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