Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
love makes seman taste better
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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