You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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