i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Randomize
